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Joke: Sex Poem Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
and what's in between
Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain
The guy says "I love you,"
You believe it's true,
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "to hell with you"
10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
This never would have happened,
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Ohh baby I get horny
Eat me, Beat me,
Bite me, Blow me,
Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
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